Danny the Dollhouse Doll

                                 "Wow!  I got a letter back from Santa!"

 "Dear Danny:  I received your letter requesting that I remove all oatmeal and vegetables from your mother's larder.  Please understand that this is not a function of my office.  Please also be informed that there are millions of poor, hungry children all over the world who--"

                          "Unbelievable!  Santa sounds just like a grownup!"