Danny the Dollhouse Doll

"I sure wish there were some way I could spend more time with the cute little girl from next door..."

"I need to prove I'm worthy! I need to show here what a sterling paragon of righteousness, honor, and integrity she has for a neighbor... I need her to imagine me as a future husband..."

"Hey, she's talking to me! She says it's her turn to wash the dishes tonight and she wants to know if I'd like to help...!"

                                                        "Nah."