Danny the Dollhouse Doll

"I'm not supposed to climb on this railing but how can I resist?  The cute little girl from next door is watching..."

                         "YIKES!  I've slipped and I can't get back up!"

                                               "Somebody go for--"

                                                    "--help." 

 "Mother needs to be told this sort of thing is seriously interfering with my love life."