Danny the Dollhouse Doll

"The cute little girl from next door is gonna love my cowboy act! Just watch this!"

 "Well, howdy, miss!  Jest you stand right there and watch while I rope me a nice fat steer."

 "Well, tarnation!  Durned if I didn't miss the steer and got me a purty little filly instead!"

                    "You know, sometimes I wonder if she even likes me."