"It's my turn to wash the dishes again, but I'd much rather do headstands in the sink.  Is this neat, or what?  Just wait till Mother sees this!"

                                  "All right already--I get the hint!" 

 

           "Uh-oh, the car won't start.  This means no trip to the toy store today."

                                                  "Whatever will I do?" 

 

"We're getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner.  I'm helping Father choose a tie..."

                         "I'm wearing a tie, and I put a tie on GM!" 

 "The turkey's all done and the grandparents are expected any minute..."

 "Mother wants me to empty the vacuum cleaner bag and finish vacuuming while she gets dressed..."

 "I can think of a much quicker way to flatten out this bag!  HERE GOES--"

 "Mother says next year she's gonna lock me in a closet until the holidays are over."

 

           "For my school Thanksgiving project, I dressed GM up like a pilgrim!"

"He won't fit in the school bus, so Father is driving him to school for me."

                          "I wonder if Father knows GM gets carsick..."



 

         "It's nap time.  I should play some soothing music for the babies..."

                                "Is it my fault they don't like trumpet?"

 

"I'm so depressed.  The weekend is over and today is a school day.  YUK.  But I have a plan..."

 "I'm gonna paint red spots all over me so Mother will think I'm sick."

                    "Oh hey, the cute little girl from next door is outside--"

                   "That's funny...  She's never run away from me before..."

 

                                        "I hear the ice cream truck!!!!!"

                           "I couldn't help it--  It was an EMERGENCY!"