"You know, I really thought I could get up the stairs without taking these things off..."

                                 "Sure am glad nobody was watching."

 

               "Father's off to the store.  We're out of Purina Monster Chow."

 

                                              "I can explain...!"

                          "I guess she just wasn't in the mood to listen."

                                "I've put up a real nice bird bath..."

                                   "I just wish some birds would show up."

 

               "Mother says if I clean my room she'll give me a big lollipop."

"Well, sheez.  I was hoping she'd stay fooled at least until I finished the lollipop!"

                             "Did I leave something on the stairs again?"

"There's something different about the cute little girl from next door, but I can't figure out what it is..."

 "I've been watching her all day but I still can't figure it out. I'm gonna ask somebody..."

 "Father says she got her hair cut short.  Father also says I need to become more observant in case someday somebody important comes home with a new hat."

                                              "He's kidding, right?"