"Oh, no!  This has happened again!  I'd better do something..."

   "Okay, WHEW!  Most of it's still here.  I don't have to do anything, after all."

 

"Mother says she doesn't want to clean out the attic because it's full of memories..."

  "I'll have to remember that one next time she wants me to clean my room!"

 

"I keep telling Father I can open his new safe.  He says that's impossible.  I say it's not.  He says it is.  I say it's not.  He says it is..."

                    "It's all those years of practice with child-proof caps."

 

                     "Mother says I can't bounce my ball in here.  Well, okay..."

 "Uh-oh--  I'd better think fast.  Oh, I know!  I'll tell her the ball just fell out of my hands.  That's all.  I didn't bounce it, really--it just f--"

 "Okaaay...  That didn't work.  Next time I'll tell her we had a tornado, only she didn't notice. Oh yes, that's much better!"

 

                         "It's Mother's birthday, so we're getting her a necklace..."

 "I hope she doesn't mind that it's from the big playroom.  The ones in her size were all too expensive!"

 

               "I'm home alone, and I think I hear burglars trying to break in."

                                  "Yep, that's exactly what I'm hearing!"

"I can be just as smart as that kid in the movie...  I'll drop the television on their heads!"

                                                         "YESSSSSS!!!"

                               "Hey, they're loading it onto the truck!"

          "These things never seem to work out the way they do in the movie..."

 

                       "The babies have thrown all their toys on the floor again..."

                                  "Really, how can they live that way?"