"I'm supposed to be in bed but I'm waiting up for the sandman. I've just gotta meet this guy..."

 "Really, what a dumb job! Sneaking around after dark, throwing sand in people's eyes!  I wonder if he gets paid to do that. I wonder if his kids know what he does for a living--"

                        "I wonder if maybe I should keep my mouth shut..."

 

"The new neighbors are here for tea with Mother and Father. Maybe I should warn everyone--"

                                         "--that I broke my ant farm."

 

"Mother is doing inventory.  She's trying to decide which things to give to the church jumble sale."

"But it's too hard.  Mother says she's going crazy.  There's too much stuff and she says she can't decide and so maybe she'll just put everything away again and forget all about it."

                                        "Sounds like a good idea to me."

 

                                  "I'm taking the babies out for a stroll again."

                                   "Here's where we'll cross the street--"

                           "I don't get it...  We made it across just fine!"

 

            "Geez, I sure was an ugly baby. I'll bet I broke a lot of cameras!"

                                                     "I knew it!"


 

"I'm sorry, Mother!!! Father's bowling ball fell out of the closet and went right through the floor!!!  Mother? Mother?"

                     "So she had to get her head repainted...  Big deal."

 

"Mother is off to visit Aunt Susan, so Father is looking after us kids for a few days."

"The dirty dishes are piling up, but Father says he's figured out a great way to wash them all at once..."

                                      "Gosh, I wish I'd thought of this!"