"I cleaned my room..."

                               "I got all the riding toys off the street..."

                         "I washed up for dinner without being asked..."

             "So how come I never get any points for all the good stuff???"

 

"You know, I really thought I could get up the stairs without taking these things off..."

                                 "Sure am glad nobody was watching."

 

               "Father's off to the store.  We're out of Purina Monster Chow."

 

                                              "I can explain...!"

                          "I guess she just wasn't in the mood to listen."

                                "I've put up a real nice bird bath..."

                                   "I just wish some birds would show up."

 

               "Mother says if I clean my room she'll give me a big lollipop."

"Well, sheez.  I was hoping she'd stay fooled at least until I finished the lollipop!"

                             "Did I leave something on the stairs again?"