Danny the Dollhouse Doll welcomes you! (But be warned; he takes the weekends off... No blogging).

Monday, February 29, 2016

                     "Father wants to know what I did with the car keys..."

                                         "He isn't gonna like the answer..." 

 

Friday, February 26, 2016

                "Homework question: What is the largest desert in the world?"


                 "My sandbox when I can't find the Tic Tac I just dropped."

 

Thursday, February 25, 2016

"Mother wants me to take my little cousin Joey up to my room to play.  This is one of those tricky situations we kids have to put up with..."

 "I'm supposed to say 'Why, of course, Mother dear, by all means, let little cousin Joey come upstairs and trash my room! I don't mind in the least'..."


"Well, how do you like that?  He said he'd rather go hang out with the grown-ups!"

 

Wednesday, February 24, 2016



                        "You canceled the toy store trip?  But WHY???"

 

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

"Uh-hhh... I can't believe I just ate an entire two pound box of granulated sugar!!  I feel so-o-o-o-o si-i-i-i-ick..."

                                    "Hey, wait...  What's that I hear?"


                                     "I knew it!  The ice cream truck!"

 

Friday, February 19, 2016

                     "Gosh, I didn't know reveille could be this effective!"

 

Thursday, February 18, 2016

"Math assignment: Multiply by the 10s column, then add the 1 you carried over. Regroup as nine 10s and one 100 and carry the 1 to the 100 column."

                              "I wonder if my room needs cleaning..."


                    "There should be a law against mothers that smart."

 

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

"Wow!  What great luck!  The cute little girl from next door is coming up to my room to play!"

 "Okay, you be the indian and I'll be the cowboy. You attack my stagecoach and I'll chase after you and--"

                                 "What does 'politically incorrect' mean?"



 

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

                                      "Ah, good!  My pizza arrived!"

                          "Uh-hhh..  I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

                                "...not to mention right before dinner."

 

Monday, February 15, 2016




"Father says the computer has a virus.  I'm hoping to catch it and stay home from school!"

 

Friday, February 12, 2016

                                  "I hear Mother calling me for dinner."













 

Thursday, February 11, 2016

                                                  "I love mail order!"

           "I got Father a subscription to the penguin-of-the-month club!"

 

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

                                       "I was very naughty today..."

 "I went fishing for pedestrians from an upstairs window.  Father hates it when I do that..."

         "He says it's embarrassing to tell people they're being thrown back."

 

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

     "I found this huge spider in the attic!  I'd better hide him from Mother..."

                                  "Hmm...  No, that's not any good..."

                                         "He might get stepped on!"

 

Monday, February 8, 2016

"The cute little girl from next door is visiting my sister again.  Hmmm...  If I'm going to get noticed, then I've got to get them both to play with me..."

"Hey you two--  Want to make some popcorn?  Want to watch a movie?  Want to play hide-and-seek?  Want to play outside?  Want to make mud pies?  Want to blow bubbles? Want to go ghost-hunting in the attic?  Want to play cops and robbers? Want to--"


                              "I think I need to work on my personality..."