"There's something different about the cute little girl from next door, but I can't figure out what it is..."

 "I've been watching her all day but I still can't figure it out. I'm gonna ask somebody..."

 "Father says she got her hair cut short.  Father also says I need to become more observant in case someday somebody important comes home with a new hat."

                                              "He's kidding, right?"


 

     "This morning Father bought me a whole lot of new toys at the toy store!"

 "I wanted to go back for more and you know what Father said?  He said parents aren't made of money!!!"

                                              "I'll never get over the shock!"

          "I told GM to hide under the table so he could eat my broccoli."

                                       "But it's not working very well..."

                "I'm in big trouble for calling Mrs. Rasmussen a dum-dum."

              "Hello, Mrs. Rasmussen. Mother says I have to apologize."

                        "Maybe I should have phrased that differently."

"YAAAAY!!! No more school until September! So many great things to do--"

                                         "Just no space to do them in..."

                     "I'm in trouble again. Mother says I embarrassed her."

 "All I did was ask if maybe the hotdogs had been in the refrigerator too long."

 

                  "Wanna see how high I can jump on my new trampoline?"

                   "Somehow I don't foresee a brilliant future as a gymnast."

"I've got to get rid of this stupid oatmeal...  Oh, I know, I'll put it out with the trash!"

                      "I'm not allowed to climb on the French doors..."

                   "I'm not allowed to hang upside down from a window..."

                    "I'm not allowed to bounce my ball in the living room..."

                     "I'm not allowed to roller skate on the kitchen table..."

                                         "Geez, there's nuthin' to do!!!"

"Today I'm exploring the big playroom.  Father doesn't like me coming here.  He thinks it's dangerous..."

                          "Here's a nice, soft hill...  I think I'll climb up!"

  "He said he was a vegetarian but I didn't think I should take any chances..."

 

        "I don't know why Father complains so much about mowing the lawn..."

                                   "All he has to do is walk back and forth!"

"Oh, YUK. GM coughed up a fur ball. Wait a minute...  He doesn't have fur..."

                    "Mother, guess what!  GM eats vacuum cleaner fluff!"

                                           "She likes him better already!"

"The ice cream truck was just here and I got something and it's right before dinner--"

                                     "--so I can't let Mother find out."

"It's the cute little girl from next door!  Oh wow, I think she's going to say something to me! Maybe this is my big chance! Maybe now we can finally play together, just the two of us! Maybe--"

                    "She says there's nobody to push her on the swing..."

                          "Yeah, I have that problem too, sometimes."

                    "Father says he can't wait til I stop playing with toy cars."

                         "I told him I won't have to once I learn to drive!"

                                  "I guess that remark wasn't very helpful."

"I will not eat this stupid oatmeal.  Oh, I know--I'll flush it down the--"

                                                    "--toilet."